Jayanlorae
I didn't see any definitions for you so here it is. Jayanlorae (sometimes people call her Jayan) is a crazy bitch but she's funny asf and one of the best friends you could ever have. She has this laugh that is somehow contagious (in the best way possible of course <3). She plays around a lot but you can definitely sit down and have a heart to heart conversation with her when you need to. She can be insecure and self conscious though so don't hesitate to lift her up and encourage her to be herself and love herself. She calls herself the "forgive but never forget" kind of person so keep that in mind and don't fuck up. If you do fuck up, own up to it and show her you're sorry. She's definitely a hopeless romantic. She always pulls the people she doesn't want and she hopelessly falls for who she can't have. But she's the cutest and one of the sweetest girls ever. Don't hurt her. She's been through some shit and if she's opened up to you about it, you are definitely important to her. She's bae, bestie, slay soul sister and a hot girl queen. And someday, she's gonna find that lover she's been hoping for and then she'll be able to also be called the "best girlfriend in the world". ilysm bestie <33
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i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.

Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
love it
one tha best mugs i have
My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling
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