JAY
IT ALL STARTED AS A LITTLE CRUSH BUT IS NOW AN OBSESSION<3. he makes me feel like i'm enough and i don't need to change for anyone, he's my first thought in the morning and my last thought before bed, i feel like a princess when i'm around him. he's so perfect in so many ways... 1-his eyes, his eyes are like getting lost in a huge crowd u just want to look at them forever... 2-his voice, i've never been this addicted to a voice its so hot i could put my headphones and just listen to his voice and go to sleep... 3-his laugh, ugh its so fucking cute i could sit and hear him laugh on repeat all day<3.. 4-his looks, his looks are just EVERYTHING<3 from every side he looks cute no matter what angle, he's cute, handsome, good-looking, hot, fine as hell, attractive, sexy...5-his complimenting, he complements like every day, there hasn't been a single day i wake up and not see him complementing me not just one little sentence but like paragraphs, 6-his ways in bed, i mean he serves what u want, he will make u enjoy every single minute u spend with him in bed<3.. and finally 7- his personality. the most important thing about him, its amazing he has a fun, adventures personality, he will make sure he's the reason ur smiling, he loves to watch u smile and laugh, he makes sure ur smiling and laughing by the end of the day overall, my point about jay is, whoever gets to have him as a bf is very lucky i'm madly in love with this boy<3 i hope you see this jay and see how u make me feel<3
The Urban Dictionary Mug
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
FUCK YEAAAAAAAA! MUUUUGZ WOOOOOO
Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!
love it sm, gives a clear understanding of the word every sip thankyou
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!
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