Jasonii
Jasonii is a thurl female. Shes often very stubborn. Shes also a crybaby. Shes very emotional so if she’s attracted to you it’s emotionally and she takes you very personal will never let anyone talk bad about you or treat you bad when shes around her loyal lies with you. Promises ? She will never break them. SHES REALLY BIG ON LOYALTY. She will be by your side and your side only even on the worst of terms. Rather beautiful without even trying. Shes always there when you need her and is very caring. Did i mention shes very beautiful, naturally beautiful with an additively fine stare. She hates making eye contact but when she does it makes you want to melt. Shes often awkwardly shy when you first meet her , depending if she likes you or not affects how long it will take her to open up. If she opens up fast and becomes comfortable with you , YOU WON. Shes often really cute with a VERY nice shape, plump butt, and fun sized. She has good taste in music. Shes one of a kind , very rare to come across an energy like hers she leaves a mark. If got her you got her 4L but if you lost her dude…you really lost her. Shes goofy with a weird laugh? But its kind of cute. Shes very irresistible. I MEAN VERY. Its very hard not to look at her when she walks by. Shes someone youll never come across again so if you fine a Jasonii keep her shes the one .
The Urban Dictionary Mug
t-this mug changed my life. At first i was a loner but then i bought this mug and i became HIM. I thank this mug everyday for its blessings
Cute, good quality, *****!
Exactly as expected!
My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
Best mug i have ever purchased! Subscribe
I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com

"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
up ya bum
Fast shipment Better than expected!
Customer service was very responsive and helpful
Review Details
Pro Customization
Create unique products with your own words and definitions
Live Preview
Personalize Your Design
Debug: Product Metadata
| Key | Value (click to copy) |
|---|---|
Copied! | copiedKey = null, 1500);
"> |
Return Policy
Made Just For You
Each product is custom-printed with your unique text, making it truly one-of-a-kind.
Defect-Free Guarantee
If your product arrives with printing defects, damage, or quality issues, we'll send you a free replacement.
Custom Orders
Due to the personalized nature of your order, we don't accept returns for change of mind or sizing issues.
Questions about your order? Contact our support team for assistance.