Jasonii
Jasonii is a thurl female. Shes often very stubborn. Shes also a crybaby. Shes very emotional so if she’s attracted to you it’s emotionally and she takes you very personal will never let anyone talk bad about you or treat you bad when shes around her loyal lies with you. Promises ? She will never break them. SHES REALLY BIG ON LOYALTY. She will be by your side and your side only even on the worst of terms. Rather beautiful without even trying. Shes always there when you need her and is very caring. Did i mention shes very beautiful, naturally beautiful with an additively fine stare. She hates making eye contact but when she does it makes you want to melt. Shes often awkwardly shy when you first meet her , depending if she likes you or not affects how long it will take her to open up. If she opens up fast and becomes comfortable with you , YOU WON. Shes often really cute with a VERY nice shape, plump butt, and fun sized. She has good taste in music. Shes one of a kind , very rare to come across an energy like hers she leaves a mark. If got her you got her 4L but if you lost her dude…you really lost her. Shes goofy with a weird laugh? But its kind of cute. Shes very irresistible. I MEAN VERY. Its very hard not to look at her when she walks by. Shes someone youll never come across again so if you fine a Jasonii keep her shes the one .
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.

Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
love it
one tha best mugs i have
My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling
I've had this mug for over a year now and every single day it watches while I shower. It makes me safe sometimes protects me from the voices. Other times I'm lying on the couch watching judge Judy and eating my hot pickles and the mug becomes angry I feel it approaching me with menacing aura. Next thing I know I'm pooing out pieces of ceramic. Overall, its a great mug but only if you can afford multiple colonoscopy's and extremely invasive anal procedures a year. If you have the money for that THIS IS THE MUG FOR YOU.
This mug has given me a new meaning to wake up everyday. I absolutely adore it and I don’t think my life would be the same if this mug did not exist. A gift from God, truly.
What a sexy ass mug ヾ(*’O’*)/
My daughter is a Seinfeld afficianato. She was pleasantly surprised when she opened the package with her Penske File mug. It has the definition of Penske File from the Urban dictionary. Totally worth the price!
gay mug very spicy
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