Jared Mug
A two timing jerk who will never own up to his mistakes. A liar A player Not worth anyone's time. Probably one of the most immature guys alive. Addicted to porn and treats women like they're disposable objects that should do his will. Whines all day about his stupid not-problems. Don't even think for a second he'll do anything that be promises. King of nothing except cancelling plans and asking for nudes. Small. Finishes in two seconds. A terrible person with no skills when it comes to giving a woman an orgasm.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
nice.
Sent this to my crush now she has a restraining order on me!!!
Without this mug, my life was but a series of painful unfortunate events. Since it has come into my life, love has followed, joy has followed and dishonour has been disavowed. Sincerely. From the bottom of my heart. Thank you. Please keep up the good work and I hope everyone will find joy as I have one day.
I love the Duh Big Red Truck so much that I have a tattoo. So does my best friend. We’re in our 60s. Woot woot!
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