Jared
Jared is a hardworking individual who values his woman and his children above all else. He enjoys watching TV and taking long naps in his free time. He never hesitates to drop the F Bomb or call you a dumbass but that's just his special way of saying that he loves and cares about you. People that know Jared know that he may or may not have a drinking problem but people that are especially close to him know that he has his reasons for tipping back a bottle the way he does. When Jared gets comfortable with someone he will let loud stinky farts fly and blame it on the cat that wasn't even on the same floor when it happened. Jared might seem like a hard ass but in his heart he is a real genuinely caring man that will always help someone who needs it.. even if it mean that he is going to have to go without. Jared can be a very curious man, but not curious enough to leave the comfort of his spot on the couch to go out and satisfy that curiosity. He secretly has a lot of pain and hurt under his tough outer shell but you would never know that unless you were living in the same house as him and he decided to vent to you after having a bit too much to drink and he was feeling extra emotional. If I'm being truly honest I would day if you have a Jared in your life you should call him up and let him know you care and that you value him as a friend because it's not every day you meet a guy as friendly and goofy as a Jared. Oh yeah.. and as stubborn. Almost forgot that one.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
I got it in the mail. then The next day it was sleeping with My non Existant Gf
I thought this mug was a bear.
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i shit in it
I cumed in my pants when it arrived in the mail. no more porn, just mug
You can't get a mug from any other dictionary site
Perfect cuup of coffee size, and the printing is spot on!
My friend saw the message on the cup ordered at a mutual friends house. We think it’s hilarious so had to put it on a coffee cup. Funny, great Christmas present. If she can’t use in public she can always use at home for pens and pencils on her desk!
Bought the "Bump Down" mug for my boyfriend, he thought it was the greatest and couldn't believe I'd actually found something with the phrase on it!
I took time designing it but wasn't sure, online tools being what they are, that what I was seeing was for sure what I'd get. Very much appreciated the customer service communication which verified that what I'd designed was what I wanted, and the shipping was quick too.
Good quality, packaging shipped well, arrived quickly.
this is the best for coffee and hot coco especially if you make the hot coco in it then pour it on your significant other and do body shots 😋🥱
I can pass away peacefully. This mug is everything I’ve ever needed and more. Fat thank you, Urban Dictionary. <3
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
these mugs are amazing. I can't
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
up ya bum
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