Jared
Once a lost and troubled soul trapped in the fourth underworld, Jared became a God to the Aztecs when mysterious life forms descended to Mictlan seeking an ancient rumored power. The citizens of Planet Z spent years traveling through different dimensions only to discover what they sought was not to be found - but created. Jared was chosen by the leader of Z. A few indulgent meanderings and shots of whiskey later, the celestial alignment cast an electric surge between Cancer and Scorpio. The surge was so poignant, tightly bound and focused that Jared became the first being to have successful intercourse with an extraterrestrial, bridging the gap between Gods and Aliens by taking on the role of Daddy: God of The Impossibly Mindblowing Orgasm. The Z leader surrendered to Jared as an object of pleasure for all eternity as an expression of gratitude for helping to create the ultimate sexual energy. Although Jared is immortal, his human form is a specimen of perfection, sexuality and divine masculinity. His generously proportioned reproductive organ was hand sculpted by Zeus with perfection in the style of a male Venus de Milo. Jared excels in all things delicious, and even his humanly procreative fluids are indicated by legend to have an intoxicating flavor as well as healing powers and a magical, iridescent glow.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
One day when I was walking down the street a man gave me this mug and said that it will be the best thing that ever happened to me, when I got home I filled the mug with the most delicious coffee and I became a penis. this is the best mug in the world thank you kind stranger for giving me this.
quimsy is my son's name. i find this mug overwhelming. there not man things in my possession that i find as overwhelming as this mug
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This helped me figure out what the word meant when my 35 year old father said he would beat my doonies down. For context I am 12.
Great, it was a gift and he loved it
These mugs are great! Great Quality and variety of colors also!
Awesome mugs!
this mug helped me in my deepest times. my son just learnt to poo and i couldnt finnd anything to wipe! :( THIS HELPED ME WIPE. the bois reccomended this and i truly love it. amazing piece. thank you for your time.
Exactly what I was expecting and a great product.

I was very happy in the experience and having a couple modifications made. The support team was very responsive And helpful in making sure it was done and delivered.
looks exactly as I expected -- nicely packaged, also quick service~!
Caring about humanity Those are some pretty bold claims about a mug God. Given your conviction though and the importance second chances (my understanding is that blaspheme can only be committed against God and not a man...don't conflate the two), I'm thinking I'd like to buy one. It's nice to think a pretty simple mug can save a little humanity. I'm just wondering though...if you've ordered lots of mugs (and I reckon you might of) and you've only just seen this one mug...how do you know its going to be a mug that can replace the holy grail? Maybe the mug is really just a simple mug looking for somebody to use it.
Absolutely loved the mug, but it has scratches on it. Regardless, I would order it again!
once i was seven years old and my mama told me "go make yourself some friends or you'll be lonely", so I bought this mug after 9 years to gain friends because i don't have any.
Loved the mug. Took it with me on my truck drive
I wasn't sure if the wording was going to be on the back, but it was, so I am very pleased. Thank you.
i was alone but when since i did buy dis brekind badd muggg my life change very much????

it was great quality, it was superb and i dropped it once, it did not break, highly reccomend
I LOVED IT SO MUCH IT REMIND ME OF ME AND THE MEANS OF MY OLD NICKNAME, TTHANK YOU FOR REMIND ME THAT I IS OLD CROOKED, AND OFF CENTERED. i NJOY YOU THANK. I GIVE EKSTRRA MUNEE, I AM OLD RUSSINA GUY
I was walking to my annual palate's class and some asked me “what colors your Bugatti” I looked this up in confusion and came across this wonderful mug🥰. Best decision I’ve made since divorcing my husband Harold. I now have a black Bugatti.
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