Janssen
A man who started out like a sealed tomb, hiding all the riches of who he is inside, only to be opened by the right person. That person (an insanely hot MILF) gets to experience the truth of who he is- a loyal, kind, nurturing, gentle human being who will protect those he loves at all costs. He is the kind of man that holds you when you cry and always stays, no matter how rough the night. He is a hold your hair while you vomit, laugh till you cry, grow old with you, raise babies with you, love you till it hurts kind of man. He sets the standard of love so high, you're sure there isn't anything even slightly better out there. He is the kind of person that makes life better for you, the kind of person that makes love easy, helps you grow into a better human and shows you why the people before never worked out. He is love in every definition of the word and I hope everyone can find themselves a Janssen...just not mine, because he is my whole world and more and I'm his too.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
This is SO cool. Morning coffee will always memorialize my new addition to the English lexicon.
Too inappropriate
Item came at appropriate time in good condition.
epic
Got exactly what I wanted. Very happy with my mug.
It came faster than I thought it would and it looks great!
i am literally shitting literal bricks please help my asshole is on fire
Looked great, came earlier than expected, and in perfect condition!
It came faster than I thought it would and it looks great!
Ur momgay Very cool it is. mmmmmh very much I like.
Every Aspect of my Order (as First-Time customer) was actually very good, nice. .I ordered a white drinking mug with a Red background with text. would recommend this Site again.
so cool! u can make sarcastic stuff too. i put: sarcasm: being an absolute asshole
Like the mug for my daughter, but didn’t notice that I had color choices when checking out. The yellow was pre-set so I got that color. Would much rather have selected a different color.
Cute, well-made mug! Exactly like the photo. I can't wait to give this as a gift this Christmas!
The description of a person by their names is the realest I’ve ever come across
Mug looks great and everything is spelled correctly.
I love my mug! 💘
the photo is all you need to know.
It’s pretty damn cool
It was a really good hoe mug!!!!!
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