Janie Mug
Janie is nice, beautiful, smart, and all around is the most perfect girl you’ll ever meet. Even though she doesn’t believe she is all of that stuff she is and needs to realize it. Janie also too perfect for any guy to have her which makes it difficult for her to find the right guy and needs to find herself and get to know herself better before going after a guy. Another thing is when you look in Janie’s eyes it seems like nothing is going on in the world because she just has a look which amazes you because she is just sooooo pretty and kind. Also Janie is just an all around good person she has good morals and most people are negative to her which makes her life hard and that makes her friends mad to know that she is going through that. If you let Janie borrow your jacket she will give it back to smelling ten times better than when you have it to her. The person who made this right now is just speechless because she is just the most perfect girl ever and wish there was a word to express how much he cares for her but is just idk. Also Janie is just beautiful all the time and anyone or everyone is just happy to be around her. Janie is also really funny she will probably be the funniest girl you’ll ever meet. In the end Janie is the MOST PERFECT GIRL YOU WILL EVER MEET and you should never take her friendship for granted and you won’t because I’m sure I’m not the person not one but you will fall in love with her personality. Also Janie has a kid named poncho.
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Customer Reviews
this is my new piss mug
Cool
I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.