James
My life is brilliant My name is James I'm only 7 And that explains Why I’ve never had a best friend Until you came along But people stop and they look at us and they say that it's wrong They say You're a paedophile You're a paedophile You're a paedophile they say You're name is Clive And you're 45 But you don't let that come between us And you make me hold your... hand We went to the park And we fed bread to a duck And then you took me home So that we could… eat dinner And now I’ve got your fish fingers in my tum And then you try to push your... food on my plate You're a paedophile they say You're a paedophile You're a paedophile they say But I don't care Cause you're always there Like when you helped me find my spectacles And when you fiddled with my... hair You find me after school You watched me in the pool You make me laugh when you act silly You take me to the swings You buy me sweets and things Sometimes I play with your... watch You're a paedophile they say You're a paedophile You're a paedophile they say Or I have misheard Yeah I’ve got the wrong word I mean that you're my babysitter And though you are my babysitter You still take me up the... shops
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Just what we ordered, arrived in perfect condition, arrived on time! Excellent!
So fun! Looks just like I expected. I like that I could edit the mug to say what I want.
got one for Cole M.'s mother, she loved it! Best mediocrely- timed sex ever!!!
The mug is beautiful and I love it! Thank you for having a handle large enough for a man to hold onto! ♥️
Mug printed nicely. Great gift idea.
Really great! Your custom mugs are amazing and hilarious
lit af my name is Frey and the def isnt true but its so great
Cole M. got me one for my birthday, fastest sex ever
Cole M. got this for me. best sex of my life.
Got it for Cole M. girlfriend. Slowest sex of my life.
Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.
Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
The price is a little bit expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
The price was a little expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
Great mug got one for my highschool crush
I was very pleased with the mug and I was thrilled that I could purchase a customized item that perfectly suited the person I was gifting. The only issue I had was that it didn't have the quote from the tv show the word came from as that was pictured on the mug prior to purchase.
Came out just as described! Had the full definition. Very pleased!
Perfect gift As a joke I gave one to my mate but I costumised it. It said tom drunk 24/7 ugly and got lovely hair. The lovely hair part was a joke coz he don’t have any. It was his favourite gift he got for his birthday and he drinks his beer out of it 😂
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