James
My life is brilliant My name is James I'm only 7 And that explains Why I’ve never had a best friend Until you came along But people stop and they look at us and they say that it's wrong They say You're a paedophile You're a paedophile You're a paedophile they say You're name is Clive And you're 45 But you don't let that come between us And you make me hold your... hand We went to the park And we fed bread to a duck And then you took me home So that we could… eat dinner And now I’ve got your fish fingers in my tum And then you try to push your... food on my plate You're a paedophile they say You're a paedophile You're a paedophile they say But I don't care Cause you're always there Like when you helped me find my spectacles And when you fiddled with my... hair You find me after school You watched me in the pool You make me laugh when you act silly You take me to the swings You buy me sweets and things Sometimes I play with your... watch You're a paedophile they say You're a paedophile You're a paedophile they say Or I have misheard Yeah I’ve got the wrong word I mean that you're my babysitter And though you are my babysitter You still take me up the... shops
The Urban Dictionary Mug
It arrived three weeks after ordering but given the holiday rush and inability of shipping to keep on schedule arrived late but was perfect little gift from me to my wife for her morning coffee with her "nickname" on the mug.
I liked the photo on your website and so I ordered the mug. You sent it right away, and it looks great!
Arrived carefully packaged
me and the boys when i get vodka mug
I ordered 3 of your mugs, with different names on them. There was a typo in the information about the name on the back of each of the mugs. This wasn’t a dealbreaker because the people who received them liked them. However, it would be nice if somebody who has basic proficiency in spelling English words could proofread the script for all of your names before they’re prepared.
Arrived on time. Great packaging. Communication with vendor was top-notch. High quality item.
I love it! Thanks! So
Great present for a retiring colleague with custom saying she's known for!
Loved this mug! So unique and you can edit the text to add something unique.
I gave it to my friend who took money from me and never returned.
I love the fact that I was able to customize my name since I've never been able to find anything with my name. The only downside is it's smaller than I thought it would be (I guess I didn't pay much attention to that), wish it was bigger, only about 10 oz total.
It's simply awesome; and plus, the word means a lot.
Really fast and looks great! Took a chance on Christmas gift and it was a success!
Awesome mug feels really nice good weight and color although I think the shade could be a little brighter when it comes to the highlighter yellow, I am still pleased with the outcome and the fact that a whole passage was so neatly printed onto the product, very pleased with the packaging too! That made it so easy to wrap just in time for Christmas. Who knew!!
okay so the mug was mid but when you have a genz meme and give it to one of the most serious people you know then it's pretty funny
Nice mug, great feel‼️
Perfect!
Good quality ceramic cup! Worth the novelty price!
Perfect gift for my gf
Looks great! Came quick
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