James
My life is brilliant My name is James I'm only 7 And that explains Why I’ve never had a best friend Until you came along But people stop and they look at us and they say that it's wrong They say You're a paedophile You're a paedophile You're a paedophile they say You're name is Clive And you're 45 But you don't let that come between us And you make me hold your... hand We went to the park And we fed bread to a duck And then you took me home So that we could… eat dinner And now I’ve got your fish fingers in my tum And then you try to push your... food on my plate You're a paedophile they say You're a paedophile You're a paedophile they say But I don't care Cause you're always there Like when you helped me find my spectacles And when you fiddled with my... hair You find me after school You watched me in the pool You make me laugh when you act silly You take me to the swings You buy me sweets and things Sometimes I play with your... watch You're a paedophile they say You're a paedophile You're a paedophile they say Or I have misheard Yeah I’ve got the wrong word I mean that you're my babysitter And though you are my babysitter You still take me up the... shops
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I received the mug as a gift from a friend with whom I exchange "Weekaversary" eMails. I love the concept but am wondering why "aniversary" is spelled with only one "n?"
Wish it had the example text as well, but I loved it anyway
It’s great to be able to create your own mug.
My name is is Geet and literally this is literally a gem of a souvenir to have with me XD.
I love to put my lips on this in the morning
this mug got me hard
greatest mug ever.
I Loved The Cosmic Animates Mug. 10/10
Great cup. Thanks for personalizing the message
I did not order anything, and got a stupid cup
this is my new piss mug
Cool
I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
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