Jalebititis Mug
Jalebititis (JAA-LAY-BEE-TIE-TISS) is a medical condition also known as Jalibi Crisis, where one is overcome by the magnetic pull of warm jalebi goodness. The phenomenon was discovered by a Habibi Shah of Peshawar, PK in 2012 when she purposely dosed a friend of hers Mohsin Rehman(world renowned paleontologist) with large quantities of Jalebis. Jalebititis is the leading cause of obesity in the south asian community post marriage! The wedding day alone has enough jalebis to cause the bride and groom to gain love handles almost by the start of the honeymoon! This process of jalebi to massive fat transfiguration is called Motapa(urdu), Thagdra(Punjabi), or Wazda(Pashto).
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Customer Reviews
it was great 💀
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!