Jakob
This might be a VERY ACCURATE description of him. Jakob is a gentleman/sigma male, he is like TRISTAN TATE. He's charming, handsome, intelligent, authentic and has good manners. Jakob, during his teenage years may be very mature for his age, compared to many other teenagers. Unfortunately, He may have gone through very Stressful periods in his life, where he may be Depressed and Emotionless. But is an Overcomer, and can TRANSFORM his life. He is Fearless, Quiet, Thoughtful, Chill, very Introspective, Humble, Determined, Loyal, Merciful, brutally Honest, not argumentative, and artistic in a unique way. He can see everything in life from multiple perspectives. He has a pure heart, and has good intentions for everything that he does in life. He is very patient with everyone, and deeply empathetic. He knows everything and everyone, no joke. He is the type of guy that would know a LOT about you, even if he never talked to you. He's able to hold things to himself, or keep a secret, not a blabbermouth. He is very athletic and strong. He may embody, both introvert and extrovert qualities. If he was very quiet, in a period of his life, he may have evolved to become more social/charismatic. His type of humor is being stereotypical, like making an accent, or being so bluntly honest where others may find it funny and agreeable. His MBTI(personality-type) is most likely ENTP or INTJ. An INFJ, INTJ, would both be very good partners for him if he is an ENTP.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.

Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
love it
one tha best mugs i have
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