Jake
Jake. It’s so difficult to put all the feelings and vibes into words. A Jake is a wonderful person. He is the most genuine and direct person you’ll ever meet. He will make you smile so hard everyday and always knows when something’s wrong. His personality is a mystery and an exciting ride to figure out. He has a smile that could make anyone lose their breath after one glimpse. When Jake smiles you can’t help but stare and think about how lucky you are to be around him, and making Jake smile is one of my greatest joys in life. He’s amazing at sports and has a driven attitude and likes to win but isn’t obsessed with winning. He’s obsessed with spending time with the ones he loves and making people smile or happy. He’ll go out of his way to make sure someone’s okay, wether he’s known them for years or for days. He’s one of the goofiest people you will ever have the pleasure of laughing with and he always knows how to cheer someone up. Dating a Jake is one of the most exciting and unpredictable. When he messes up he makes it right because he doesn’t like conflict at all and loves people in general. His mind is very beautiful and he never stops thinking of those he loves. Jake is incredibly loving and will give you the world if you give him the chance. If you date a jake, never let him go.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
t-this mug changed my life. At first i was a loner but then i bought this mug and i became HIM. I thank this mug everyday for its blessings
Cute, good quality, *****!
Exactly as expected!
My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
Best mug i have ever purchased! Subscribe
I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com

"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
up ya bum
Fast shipment Better than expected!
Customer service was very responsive and helpful
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