Jake
A simple ninja turtle type dude, with a fully womanised 28 inches in very leeeeaasssst principal, soon to be released into the joy of Joyceian shapeshifting, where his 75th percentile wanger will with a bit of faith achieve a min 75 purple headed inches, and ultimately minimum... 100 inches all round, theoretically with as many womenz as adore the penis in and or around their mouths, (and pussies and batties) worshipping it from any which perspective, while he worships them right back, in the form of ecstasy while he is hard, and then cumming. Lol. Jake is also known as a galaxy of multi coloured uppers downers, and every 'drug' under the sun, in the sense they all eminate from his body in some respect, and he's tried most of 'em. Doors of Perception is Jim Morrison's domain though, not that Jimi, aka Jake, hasn't done cactus, and been straight-up dome tripping on it a couple times, level 3 he'd guess, with elements of brambles and crown of thorn type visuals, from what I recall... lol. Also, don't forget love for my bruddas (though technically I'm white), as are many of my brothers.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
The coffee mug looks great and always draws comments from others.
FUCKING BEST CUP EVER NGL
So fun! Looks just like I expected. I like that I could edit the mug to say what I want.
The mug is beautiful and I love it! Thank you for having a handle large enough for a man to hold onto! ♥️
Istgd imma force my mum to buy this idek hw i find out but this shit looks fucking fire
Jim, you’re a fucking idiot interfering with accurate ratings and legitimate feedback. Get a hobby.
Loved this mug! So unique and you can edit the text to add something unique.
I gave it to my friend who took money from me and never returned.
This is to test if the Urban Dictionary store rating system is working and not showing fake 5 star reviews.
This mug is incredible! It was a great gift for my friend named Jacob, who is definitely gay. (Even though he says he isn't 🙄)
dear Jim. B whose 1 star test review is showing up on top: thank you for your service sir
Hello, I am here to present if this is a real rating system or not. If you are reading this it's a true rating system. But if this doesn't make it, urban dictionary, I know what you are doing.
This was a phrase my husband and I made up even we first started dating. We laughed so hard while submitting it. The mug is perfect!
Arrived speedily and exactly as pictured.
I LOVE GETTING THE FUCKING MUG
The wife absolutely loved it for her birthday
Cute, good quality, *****!
My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
These mugs are great! Great Quality and variety of colors also!
Awesome mugs!
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