Jade
jade is the most beautiful human being you will ever meet in your life. she has mid-length golden hair that curls so perfectly it looks fake and sometimes you can’t decide whether it’s blonde or brown. she has the deep brown eyes that just melt you too your core and when she laughs they crinkle really cute. she speaks fluent french and hearing her talk rapidly to her family on the phone is the funniest thing ever. she’s the sort of person who chases after her sisters boyfriend ready to beat his ass but will probably end up crying or some shit cause she’s just so damn happy for her sis. she’s insanely loyal and kind and if anything bad is said about anyone, she’s a bit too quiet to say anything but she refuses to join in. she’s super smart though she doesn’t know it and seems like just a humble, sweet, quiet girl until you get to know her. then she’s a fricking idiot. she makes you laugh until you cry and you never want to leave. 5 hours fly by and she’s just the most easy person in the world. it’s impossible to understand how anyone couldn’t like her. she sings like and absolute angel and with her sweetness, golden hair, perfect laugh and smile, and fierce loyalty she actually is one. there’s so much more to say but it’s fricking 10:55 and i sound like i’m dating her.
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