Jacqueline
Jacquelines are funny, hard-working, sincere, and gorgeous. They are natural survivors who take the worst of a situation and turn it around. They spin gold from straw. Jacquelines are dedicated and loyal, loving almost to a fault, but are not to be taken for granted. They will give as good as they are given, and more, but not tolerate those who take too much. They are gregarious and out-going in public, gentle and loving in private. They are always caring and love physical touch. Jacqueline will always have your back. As lovers, Jacquelines are intense, emotional, and giving. They are sultry and zesty. They are playful lovers who shift from fully engaged, to being giddy and joyful. With large, beautiful eyes they will draw you in and you will fall into those pools and lose yourself. Jacquelines are highly energetic. Their bodies are beautiful and strong, they draw energy from their surroundings. It is believed that they are descendants of the Fay and do not require food and sleep as regular humans do, however, they are sensual creatures and will lavish in feasts of the senses. They can feed on moon light and ocean breeze, or a beautiful meal and a soft, warm bed. Jacquelines are well-read, knowledgeable, and have excellent memories. They are pragmatic and skilled and can create functional objects. They are lovers of music and appreciate all genres. One word of warning! Jacqueline will satisfy you completely, both in mind and body, but you will ever hunger for more!
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Also got one for Cole M.'s girlfriend, even faster sex.
Istgd imma force my mum to buy this idek hw i find out but this shit looks fucking fire

Perfect coffee cup for a hockey fan. Great conversation starter.
Perfect gift! My husband loved it. So funny and clever!
Great mug… got one for my girlfriend… instant sex
As always, these are well made mugs that stand up to most anything. And they make perfect gifts (in this case for dirty-minded members of a wedding party). I’m extremely pleased.
Is a great mug that I purchased as a gag gift for a coworker. You know the one who also as interesting words/phrases that only urban dictionary can explain. Great as a coffee mug and better as conversation piece!
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The mug exceeded my expectations. Really excellent quality and build
Jim, you’re a fucking idiot interfering with accurate ratings and legitimate feedback. Get a hobby.
Great gift!
A little spendy, but worth it.
My wife kept talking about "ways out" being a Denver version of "psych" and she was right, so I got her this once I found it on UD. She loved it!
It's a great mug, will reccomend to family members my grandma gave me this mug for christmas and it was by far the best gift i got.
It arrived three weeks after ordering but given the holiday rush and inability of shipping to keep on schedule arrived late but was perfect little gift from me to my wife for her morning coffee with her "nickname" on the mug.
I liked the photo on your website and so I ordered the mug. You sent it right away, and it looks great!
Arrived carefully packaged

me and the boys when i get vodka mug
I ordered 3 of your mugs, with different names on them. There was a typo in the information about the name on the back of each of the mugs. This wasn’t a dealbreaker because the people who received them liked them. However, it would be nice if somebody who has basic proficiency in spelling English words could proofread the script for all of your names before they’re prepared.
Arrived on time. Great packaging. Communication with vendor was top-notch. High quality item.
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