Jacksonville
Home. The spawning pleace of many great bands (Lynyrd Skynyrd, Evergreen Terrace). And also, some not so great ones (Limp Bizkit, Through Thick and Thin). Its the largest city in the U.S area wise. People say population is what matters, but fuck that shit. We may not have all that much, but at least we can fit them comfortably. So places like "Miami's Metro Area" can keep their 50 or what ever million people. At the end of the day, I dont go home to an overcrowded town house neighborhood, full of illegal immigrants. The only thing Miami does for anybody is supply the largest amount of Cubans known to man. And nobody gains anything from that. Jacksonville is the only place to have two Top 10 Best High Schools in the United States, and then 15 minutes away have a school so bad its run by the government. Jacksonville has about 20-30 ghettos, if you get technical. And about 50,000 kids who like to think that they're in a "crew". Jacksonville has the 2nd best Hardcore scene in the U.S. 1st is Boston, 3rd is Ocala, and 4th is Miami. But fuck Miami. We have 7 bridges, and just as many beaches. But most of them are over-crowded with slutty girls and 20 year old men who think they can lift a car. Jacksonville has the largest death rate in all of the U.S behind Detroit, and possibly L.A. If you talk shit about someone in Jacksonville, you will be jumped. Its almost mandatory. Fuck people who say Jacksonville is full of Rednecks. They don't know shit, or either had a bad experience. Jacksonville is mostly uptight old people who hate kids like my friends and I. Despite the thought that Jacksonville is a redneck run, racist to death, cousin fucking, NASCAR loving city, come take a visit. Youll see it is the opposite. It is in fact run by Satan himself. Who also goes by The First Baptist church. Seriously, fuck them. Evergreen Terrace has a song on their new album "Wolfbiker", that is dedicated to TFBCOJ. "We are the wicked, who walk these streets, down by the lighthouse, on the Riverside", is a lyric in the song after the Church slandered every Hardcore kid who has gone to a show at Thee Imperial(The best venue in the World, R.I.P). They called them all demons, and spawns of Satan. That we contribute nothing to society. But thats not true. Were not evil. Pretty much, Jacksonville is a very nice place, if you know where your going, and who your talking to. Come visit us. Ill party with you. P.S-Duval is the best county. Fuck what cha heard.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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THINGS ARE GETTING A LITTLE WILD AT CAILLOU'S HOUSE!
The thing is amazing. Also everything on the back is true!
Professor - I am loving this ....not all professors are blasted toward intellectualism. I believe smart comes in all different sizes, color, beauty, and personality. I will use this coffee cup proudly. Loving it in Denver. Jax
It was great! Very hard to break and easy to hold! Also very cute
I sent my friend the Wordle URL for her to enjoy. She did her first Wordle and got so excited, she sent me a text including the answer she got. This showed at the top of my screen and I read it - there was no way to un-read it so I was ... wordlefucked for the day!
Solid mug. Funny design. Fair price
My dad hits me with his mug. It's very very durable
I got the Capybara one made by FAUBCOK and it was so good quality!
i loved the mug, gave it to my grandmother on her birthday
The mug is great! I bought it as a gag gift for a friend, and I didn't really think it was going to be a good mug, but when I got it I was super surprised! It is really high quality feeling ceramic and the print is very clear and good looking. It was also packaged really well, and the shipping process was nice too! It did take longer than I thought to get here, but it's understandable as I did order it custom. In all it is an amazing mug and I think I'm gonna have to buy one for myself.
This mug is great! It comes in perfect condition and I love that you can change the definitions! I put my name and then I put the definition as ‘the best person’. Made my day every time I picked it up.
My name is Asher, I looked my name up a few days ago and we all had a good laugh. Now, this mug is my go to morning mug for drinking my herbal tea and plotting to take over the realms.
I just love it. Just like I ordered!
Exactly as promised.
To beginulate, the muglification of the vessel is both pleasing to the eye as well as the hand. Secondly, the option of choosing one's own colors adds to the lessening if the so called " buyer's remorse" which so often accompanies modern "on line" purchases.
My husband absolutely loves this! This was a difficult product to find but it turned out perfectly! He was cracking up. Definitely worth the buy.
I bought this mug for my daughter for Valentine’s Day. She saw the different descriptions of her name on your site, and read every one of them!! She then found a mug with everything written about her name on it. So, I am surprising her with it. The mug looks great. Quick delivery!
I live in a Hillbilly Condo & love my flamingo pink mug.
Annie from the customer service team helped me out tremendously with some adjustments that I wanted done after my order was placed. I really appreciate her willingness to go above and beyond for my request. The product was received exactly how I wanted it! One happy customer over here. Thanks!
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