Jackson

A large testicular cyst, often becoming so huge that it begins to split and grow inside-out. Cause of these cysts are unknown but men who are sexually active have a .3% higher chance of getting one. The only known cure to a Jackson is by inserting a super-heated rod into the center of the cyst (also called the Lincrem) which will erupt the cyst, clearing it of excess pus and fluids (The fluids are too thick to be taken out via syringe), finally the excess fold of skin must be quickly surgically removed to prevent a bleedout.