Jackson
Jackson is an...interesting individual. Usually scared of MANY things. Now, he’s nice. He’ll do pretty much anything for you as long as it means that he won’t get punched in the face. He tall, kinda on the strong side, and more or less a nerd. He can say things like “sports? What’s that?”. He doesn’t like any type of sport that involves running or kicking a ball. He still is able to keep fit...vitamins. Wears glasses, has dark hair and eyes, and can most of the time be seen with a whole bottle of sun screen. He’ll say he hates the sun and the best thing for you to say to him is “the sun hates you too”. Does this make you a good person? Pfff...no. Will you have regrets? Of course not! You’ll both laugh it off and be best buds again. Jackson won’t drink...he just won’t do it. Unless of course he’s a “bad boi for life” then I suppose there’s the occasional drink. BUT we’re talking about the NERD Jackson...mr motorcycles and tattoos of his mom is going to have to wait. Anyways, Jackson’s are gentlemen. They’ll hold the door open for you and will do whatever they can to get you to notice them. If you’re friends with a Jackson, copy their homework when you have the chance...they’re always right (please don’t take advice from me...I’m a mistake of a potato). In the end, Jackson is a nerd. A caring, sensitive, good looking, nerd. But always know that Jackson will always have your back...if it means there’s no fighting.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
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Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
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