Jackbarakatitus
A mental illness that can make he/she/other tunnel visioned around Jack Barbakat. In some cases it has lead to serious injury, mental hospitalization, and rarely death. Symptoms may include: - Addiction to masturbating to Jack Barakat (some cases more than 13 times a day) - Spending all of your life's saving on Jagk Merch - Skipping school/fun activities/work/eating/sleeping to watch interviews with Jack Barakat - Continually making dick jokes/dirty jokes to be more like Jack Barakat - Listening to Jack Barakat's laugh on Tumblr for repeat more than 3,000 times - Dying your hair black/dark brown with blonde streaks in it, and straightening + spiking it up like Jack Barakat - Always wearing Jagk Merch 24/7 and never taking it off (some cases include wearing the merch as their wedding gown/wedding suit) - Stalking Jack Barakat's twitter all day - Re-tweeting Jack Barakat's tweets (some cases people have tweeted every single tweet he tweeted) - Fantasizes about meeting/marrying/dating/being friends/having sexual intercourse with Jack Barakat - Planning ways to find Jack Barakat's exact where-about's (and kidnap him and keeping him in your basement; some people added) - Obsessing over Jack Barakat's hairy legs/adam's apple - Staring at pictures of Jack Barakat, such as these (and wishing that the bubbles would disappear) - Taking note of all of Jack Barakat's tattoos, and getting the exact ones done on your body just like him
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Also got one for Cole M.'s girlfriend, even faster sex.
Istgd imma force my mum to buy this idek hw i find out but this shit looks fucking fire
Perfect coffee cup for a hockey fan. Great conversation starter.
Perfect gift! My husband loved it. So funny and clever!
Great mug… got one for my girlfriend… instant sex
As always, these are well made mugs that stand up to most anything. And they make perfect gifts (in this case for dirty-minded members of a wedding party). I’m extremely pleased.
Is a great mug that I purchased as a gag gift for a coworker. You know the one who also as interesting words/phrases that only urban dictionary can explain. Great as a coffee mug and better as conversation piece!
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The mug exceeded my expectations. Really excellent quality and build
Jim, you’re a fucking idiot interfering with accurate ratings and legitimate feedback. Get a hobby.
Great gift!
A little spendy, but worth it.
My wife kept talking about "ways out" being a Denver version of "psych" and she was right, so I got her this once I found it on UD. She loved it!
It's a great mug, will reccomend to family members my grandma gave me this mug for christmas and it was by far the best gift i got.
It arrived three weeks after ordering but given the holiday rush and inability of shipping to keep on schedule arrived late but was perfect little gift from me to my wife for her morning coffee with her "nickname" on the mug.
I liked the photo on your website and so I ordered the mug. You sent it right away, and it looks great!
Arrived carefully packaged
me and the boys when i get vodka mug
I ordered 3 of your mugs, with different names on them. There was a typo in the information about the name on the back of each of the mugs. This wasn’t a dealbreaker because the people who received them liked them. However, it would be nice if somebody who has basic proficiency in spelling English words could proofread the script for all of your names before they’re prepared.
Arrived on time. Great packaging. Communication with vendor was top-notch. High quality item.
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