jack langford
This is the scariest thing I will ever tell you, I’m scaring the shit out of my self just thinking abt it. You make me so happy. Meeting u was one of the best choices of my life, I want to spend every second of the rest of my life with you, the little things and the big, I want to wake up next to you. I want to sleep in the same bed with you. I know I’m young and that this will never have a good chance of working out, but this is the most real thing I’ve felt in my whole life. It scares me, confuses me, and brings me so much joy. Jack Langford I’m falling in love with you. I love you. And it might be some dumb teenage faze but I hope it’s not. Just thinking abt the times we are together and the memories we have make me so damn happy. I can look at you and have a smile on my face for hours. I love talking to you and I trust you with my life even tho I shouldn’t. It scares the shit out of me that you have the power to hurt me so easily. I hope that this time you won’t. I would do anything for us to actually be able to be together. All I want is to see u whenever I want, be with you everyday. But of course in this fucked up world that we live in, faith let us meet, but chose to not let us be together. If seeing you means I get everything taken away, I would see you in a second. Jack, your the best and worst thing that’s happened to my life, but I wouldn’t change one of my decisions that I made.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I wish I had this mug I SOOOO wish I had this mug! I never find anything that has my name on it unless I have it custom made. I'm actually quite surprised that 'Lani' is on the Urban Dictionary... And the definition is pretty accurate ;)
really awesome mug I gave this mug as a secret Santa gift and and my cousin still uses it to this day. It is truly a awesome mug and it deserves 5 stars.
i shit in it
I cumed in my pants when it arrived in the mail. no more porn, just mug
i love it. my friend loved it. yay. now i'm happy and not depressed anymore.
You can't get a mug from any other dictionary site
Was quality and delivered quick our friend loved it!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Quick delivery, easy ordering, unique and special gift!
My coach loves it. I gave this to my coach and she was over the moon. Ever been hugged by an Olympic gold medalist?
Perfect cuup of coffee size, and the printing is spot on!
Arrived speedily and exactly as pictured.
I LOVE GETTING THE FUCKING MUG
The wife absolutely loved it for her birthday
it was the best and it was so worth the 10000000000 dollars
Can we really send one to Trump? That's where mine is going. Anyone who gets it will see it as a compliment, I'm sure. Love my mug and love that new "urban dictionary" term: Celebritrash. It'll be in the mainstream dictionaries next week.
My friend saw the message on the cup ordered at a mutual friends house. We think it’s hilarious so had to put it on a coffee cup. Funny, great Christmas present. If she can’t use in public she can always use at home for pens and pencils on her desk!
Bought the "Bump Down" mug for my boyfriend, he thought it was the greatest and couldn't believe I'd actually found something with the phrase on it!
Great mug but i can't manage to get it out of my asshole again
First heard the term “Cheddar Headed” from the song Feel Good by the Gorillaz. Had to look it up and found the definition hilarious and at times very true! So......had to have it! Took it to work and it definitely made an impression. Hahaha!
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