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J.A.P. Mug

Jewish American Princess, aka spoiled rotten slutty bitches Specifications *Must reside on Long Island, in Northern New Jersey, or Boca Raton *Hair color does not matter, though highlights are a necessity for some *nasal voice (Long Island Only) *Makeup MUST include the following: Mac, Dior, Chanel, Lancome, Nars, etc. *Clothes: Abercrombie, Hollister, Ruehl, Gilly Hicks, Juicy Couture, Splendid, American Apparel, C&C California, Ed Hardy, Hard Tail, So Low, Junk Food (for JAPs in training), etc. Victoria's is the ONLY place to buy underwear (only thongs but sexy boyshorts are ok too) *Jewelry: Tiffany and Co, Cartier, David Yurman, Chanel, Dior, etc. *Handbags: Vuitton, Chanel, Dior, Prada, Miu Miu, Gucci, Juicy Couture, Fendi, etc. *Shoes:can vary but the cheapest brands are Havaianas (a Brazilian flipflop line) or converse *Technology: Mac laptops ONLY (for ichatting, of course), a blackberry or iphone cell phone ONLY, MUST have facebook *Attitude: um, can you say bitchy? Can be intelligent or be a complete dumbass. Intolerant of any racial (by using slurs) /orientational minorities (African Americans, Hispanics, Asians, gays, lesbians, disabled, etc.) or those who to them are "weird" or "uncool". On occasion, JAPS will try and convince the "weird" people to conform to their lifestyle, claiming that they "only want to help you." Do NOT buy this. Lifestyle: usually wealthy to the point of spoiled, they will compete in making the most "super-sweet bat mitzvah" or sweet 16 or compete in popularity by the number of bar/bat mitzvah paraphernalia they get. VERY classless. Relationships: JAPS act like sluts among their peers, throwing themselves at every Jewish guy who's willing to get head. They will brag about how far they've gone and criticize those who prefer taking things slow. Relationships RARELY last more than two months. However, Jewish mothers will occasionally force their sons into marrying a JAP to "maintain a fully Jewish heritage." It is not uncommon for JAPS to be labeled later in life as gold diggers by their husbands. Personal Life: Almost all JAPS have very shady personal lives. It could pertain to family issues (ugly divorce, father a joe hedgefund or joe law type is sleeping with a much-younger shiksa, death of mother, etc.), emotional issues (mental illness, eating disorders, perfectionism, learning disabilities, cutting, etc.) Interests: Some JAPS prefer sports, others prefer musical theater (this is very rare though), shopping parties and sex are religions. Most Importantly though, are the jappy, exclusive, 100% unsupervised summer camps they call their "home away from home." Here, girls like to bully others and hook up with all of thier male friends from home. Most of these camps are in the Poconos in Pennslyvania. Now that you've met all of the specifications, congradu-fucking-lations you are now a J.A.P.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
Printed on-demand just for you
Dishwasher safe
Microwave safe
Word on front, definition on back
Comfortable handle
Every order personally reviewed

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So dope.

Donald W. Apr 6
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Its insane

Jimmy B. Apr 5

We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye

rick a. Apr 5

Just as expected, high quality

Stephen B. Apr 4
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I bought the ratty bratty mug. I love it such a STROng message! :)

Ben D. Apr 3

Better than advertised! Colors and text were exactly as shown on website. Quality cup also. Very happy.

Joseph S. Apr 3
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Fuck your mugs and your tees

Fran M. Apr 3

Cup is for a good friend. I haven’t given it to her yet but if she’s excited as I am, she’s gonna love it thanks guys.

Marcus G. Apr 2
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good service, delivery time was quick

Patrick B. Mar 31
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Review by Patty M.

I LOVE my mug! It's such a meaningful way to remember a word my Dad "coined" When I was a child. I am very pleased.

Patty M. Mar 31
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Holy Cow, when I ordered the mug I mistakenly googled flenching instead of fetching! My wife and German Shepard compete in AKC canine agility competition and our German Shepherd won the fetching competition. To surprise her I thought I bought her a fetching coffee mug, needless to say I’m now living in Hotel 6.

Scott S. Mar 30
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My dad hated it🤣

Andrew N. Mar 30
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Review by Heidi A.

This is the coolest Anspaugh mug that ever existed.

Heidi A. Mar 29
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Great ordering experience..good quality

Sherry P. Mar 28
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8.3 cm diameter? I hardly know her

Oen G. Mar 27

The day this mug entered my life, my depression was cured, I won the lottery, my dad came back from the dead, and my mum started loving me, motto beg but if you rub the mug 3 times a genie WIll grant you 69 wishes (I wished for more mugs 69 times)

Your n. Mar 26

Gift for my niece. She loves it.

Sandra W. Mar 26
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I don’t really want to by it but I do like that you can customize it Also I do find find funny nearly all the one star reviews are people say “I want the mug for free”

Ayden N. Mar 25

i tried to break this shit mug but died got reincarnated came back to life and this shitty mug was still there

Gabe U. Mar 25

How many ounces does it hold? I don’t know ask him. HIM!HIM! Fuck him! It’s catchy

Jack K. Mar 25
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