Izzy
(part 1) izzy. the prettiest girl on the face of the earth. there is no way you didn’t fall for her cute freckled face, green eyes, and blonde hair when you first saw her. not to mention how skinny she is. she thinks she fat, but she has the perfect body that everyone is jealous of. she is probably so fit because of all the sports she plays. she plays every sport you can think of, and somehow is the best one on the team, even if it is her first time. everyone is jealous of how good she is at everything. izzy is easy to get along with because she doesn’t cause drama. she probably isn’t going to like you if you are super dramatic. izzy is one of the only girls that will have a good taste in music. she’s really good at singing, she just doesn’t know it, because she refuses to sing in front of people. she’s also pretty short, but likes to tell tall people that they are short. izzy has a lot of friends, but only about 10 close friends. if you are one of izzy’s close friends, you are lucky. izzy only will tell her secrets to those 10 friends. but izzy is really good at keeping secrets. if you told someone one of izzy’s secrets, you probably are not going to be forgiven for a long time. it takes a long time to gain an izzy’s trust, so don’t break it.
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com

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