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Very hardworking people! Most came from Italy to the U.S. with only a few dollars in their pocket to make a better life and still always work hard. We take our family and our cooking very seriously. We love to cook for loved ones and friends. Our food is probably the most healthy out there. Our trademark is pasta and maranara sauce (or gravy to some). Most people are jealous of us because we are very good people and come from such a gorgeous country. Italian women are very beautiful and are the best cooks and know how to please their men. Italian men are absolutely handsome and dress to impress. Yes we are stubborn, but that doesn't make us bad. People often stereotype us. NO, not ALL Italians are in the Mafia, but the ones who are, are best not to be messed with. They don't screw around so unless you want your balls cut off and dumped into the ocean, you best not even talk shit! Black rappers tend to name themselves Mafia names because they think that makes them look cool. It only makes them hated more. Italians are the best. Spaghetti and meatballs are NOT a traditional Italian meal. We are European! Not Hispanic or Latino!!! Please don't insult us and say we are close to Mexican..that's a disgrace. We are gorgeous, beautiful, fun loving, and obviously the most important people out there..just look at the various movies, television, magazines..etc that we are in! Examples of what makes us cool: Pizza, Italy, Ferrari, Tiramisu, Gianni Versace, Pasta, FIFA (Nuff said), The Sopranos, Robert DeNiro, Al Pacino, John Gotti, Al Capone..do I need say more?? Didn't think so..

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
Printed on-demand just for you
Dishwasher safe
Microwave safe
Word on front, definition on back
Comfortable handle
Every order personally reviewed

Customer Reviews

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love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!

michael m. Jun 27

WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY

Jenny P. Jun 27

WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!

Jenny P. Jun 27

I got morb’d

Morbiu S. Jun 27

This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!

kill m. Jun 26

This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled

Doop S. Jun 26
Review by Fay D.

Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!

Fay D. Jun 25
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Smaller than I expected for the price.

Susan . Jun 25
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i use my mug for sperm donation

Quandale Jun 24

10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?

Mike O. Jun 24

Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌

Juck F. Jun 24

My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.

Joseph M. Jun 23

it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy

help c. Jun 23

I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one

Giorgio G. Jun 23

i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me

quiinten G. Jun 23

Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!

Sponge B. Jun 23

fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!

Doran M. Jun 23
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Review by Darlene M.

The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.

Darlene M. Jun 23
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It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase

Morb i. Jun 22

After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.

Billy J. Jun 22
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