italian

The most amazing people in the world form the most beutiful country in the world! Italians often have dark, curly hair, olive skin, and dark eyes. yes, i know, we are hot. we also make a kick-ass bowl of pasta. American guys get hard whenever they see italian girls and girls get wet when they see italian guys. Not only are we ridiculously gorgeus, we are the smartest people in the world (hello, do you think it's easy making ferrarri's?) a few tips ifd you ever visit italy: Everyone in italy knows how to make esspresso, so don't say anything if you go there and someone teaches you how to make it properly. also, i would advise to speak english only in private. typically, if you are in italy, you should speak italian. eat whatever they serve you, italian food is good, no matter what. Play some soccer with them, you may learn something. Eat as much gelato as you want, worry about it later. you are in italy. la vita e bellisima.