Isabela
Isabela is a butch land turtle who enjoys FUCKING INTERNET ACCESS and sandwiches. They roam their natural habitat making little noise unless asked questions in which they reply with a limited response/grunt. Isabela's are very gullible and would laugh at a brick however they do not like to be confused with greedy bitches named isabella. Isabelas often end up bruised from walking into her arch enemy-the school desk, Sometimes when you get on the wrong side of the freckled land turtle she will look you right in the eye an stamp on ur fucking foot.Sometimes the slobbish turtle won't eat for days because they are too lazy to get up and get food However if food is offered there is no hesitation for the beast.The inner beast of the butch turtle is released. You should avoid the turtle at these moments as fingers have known to be lost Keep your distance and fgs do not bang on the glass.
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