Intoxication Scale
A means of indicating how intoxicated you are to others. Scale definitions: 0% - Stone cold sober 30-80% - "Head clear" zone. The point where you have a buzz but are not fully intoxicated. 50% - You are too drunk to drive (legally) 100% - Fully (and comfortably) intoxicated 150% - "No longer fun" drunk (ie. slurring, stumbling and making an ass out of yourself) 200% - So drunk that you will puke at some point (could be the next day) 300% - So drunk you pass out 400% - Death is near
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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