Intimacy
Intimacy is: When you pick up your boyfriend from the airport, drive to the top of the parking garage, and give him the best blow job he’s ever had. And swallow the biggest load ever. And don’t get a drop of cum on his clothes. When you are driving home from the airport with your boyfriend, find a park, drive into the grass, get a pillow and blanket from your car, and allow and encourage him to perform oral sex in a way you have never before experienced. And have the biggest, wettest orgasm, ever. When you let your boyfriend gently shave your pubic region for the first time in your life, and tenderly and lovingly rub oils into the area. Then make love. A new, freshly shaven pussy and oil make for a heavenly sexual experience. When you sit on the bench of the shower while massaging your man’s balls and taking his penis in your mouth until he comes with a powerful explosion of semen. When you wear a whipped cream teddy for your man’s eating pleasure. The comedy factor comes into this version of intimacy though, because to see his face and ears and hair covered with whipped cream is priceless. When you go to a movie theater that has recliner seats and sit in the back row, put the arm rest between the seats up, and cuddle just as if you were home in bed watching TV. Of course, the zipper on your jeans can come down to make it easy for your man to make you come right there while watching Denzel Washington use his skills to eliminate the bad guys.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Perfect coffee cup for a hockey fan. Great conversation starter.
Perfect gift! My husband loved it. So funny and clever!
Great mug… got one for my girlfriend… instant sex
As always, these are well made mugs that stand up to most anything. And they make perfect gifts (in this case for dirty-minded members of a wedding party). I’m extremely pleased.
Is a great mug that I purchased as a gag gift for a coworker. You know the one who also as interesting words/phrases that only urban dictionary can explain. Great as a coffee mug and better as conversation piece!
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The mug exceeded my expectations. Really excellent quality and build
Jim, you’re a fucking idiot interfering with accurate ratings and legitimate feedback. Get a hobby.
Great gift!
A little spendy, but worth it.
My wife kept talking about "ways out" being a Denver version of "psych" and she was right, so I got her this once I found it on UD. She loved it!
It's a great mug, will reccomend to family members my grandma gave me this mug for christmas and it was by far the best gift i got.
It arrived three weeks after ordering but given the holiday rush and inability of shipping to keep on schedule arrived late but was perfect little gift from me to my wife for her morning coffee with her "nickname" on the mug.
I liked the photo on your website and so I ordered the mug. You sent it right away, and it looks great!
Arrived carefully packaged
me and the boys when i get vodka mug
I ordered 3 of your mugs, with different names on them. There was a typo in the information about the name on the back of each of the mugs. This wasn’t a dealbreaker because the people who received them liked them. However, it would be nice if somebody who has basic proficiency in spelling English words could proofread the script for all of your names before they’re prepared.
Arrived on time. Great packaging. Communication with vendor was top-notch. High quality item.
I love it! Thanks! So
Great present for a retiring colleague with custom saying she's known for!
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