inheritance Mug
Money and personal property that a hard-working person accumulates during his lifetime that pissant children thinks is their due upon his death. Below are categories of heir behavior in regard to future inheritances: 1. Grave Watchers: Children who know they will inherit and are just waiting around for the person to die to claim the inheritance. 2. Ingratiating little bastards: Children who kiss the person's ass repeatedly in the hope he will leave his worldly belongings to them. 3. Presumptive brats: Children who assume they will inherit and who foolishly spend money they don't have today, only to find out later they didn't inherit and are now up to their eyeballs in debt.
The Urban Dictionary Mug

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Without this mug, my life was but a series of painful unfortunate events. Since it has come into my life, love has followed, joy has followed and dishonour has been disavowed. Sincerely. From the bottom of my heart. Thank you. Please keep up the good work and I hope everyone will find joy as I have one day.
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