Indian Chimney
Popularised by Eric Abetz the Indian Chimney, so named because of its ability to produce excruciating heat and copious amounts of fluid, is elegant in its simplicity. The main ingredient is Tiger Balm. Dencorub, Deep Heat or any other form of heat rub are not be used as substitute - Tiger Balm or nothing. A large dollop of Tiger Balm is applied to the gooch or NeverNever Land. The balmed area is then ready for action. The female participant sits on the face of the male participant in reverse mode and sucking and licking commences. Further balm is then applied and the female participant rides the male actor in reverse mode. This stage will inevitably involve balm entering the anus of the female and to some mild level of complaint. The third act is preceded by a further liberal application of balm to the gooch area which by this stage will be red and angry. The female is required to lie prone on her back and the male participant engages in a good old fashioned pounding that will bring with it a significant level of balm coming into contact with the male’s ballbag. The grand finale involves the female taking what balm remains in and around her gooch and giving the male a vigorous hand job until climax. The cum bomb is then used as a form of salve to rub in and around all affected areas of both partners - face, lips, balls, vagina, arse, eyes- until tears and sweating subsides, which is normally a period of not longer than 36 hours.
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