Incubator
Opposite of "sperm donor", an incubator is a semi-sentient hominid that has unprotected sexual relations with its partner and serves as host for the resulting conception. 9 months later the incubator's job is finished and it really should be separated from the offspring and released back into the wild, but in many cases it develops a form of psychosis which causes it to have an unhealthy trauma-bond with the offspring and turn viciously on the baby's father, leading to actions which result in the incubator being rewarded for its disgusting actions and given "child support", better known as "incubator tax".
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I mollywopped someone with it and it didn’t break. Nice
Product was as advertised and arrived pretty quickly too! The person loved their gift!
The "Pink Flamingo" colour with white text on a pink background is the best selection for this fine phrase mug. May I suggest you also correct the misspelling of "delightfully" in the default option for a timeless gift.
As always, a great gift.
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