IJOSL Mug
In Jesus’ Official Shit List An acronym for the popular phrase: “In Jesus’ Official Shit List”. The acronym was originally a part of a larger acronym - HDIFTBIJOSL - which Stands for: “How does it feel to be in Jesus’ official shit list?” This particular acronym was rarely used as people had a hard time memorizing eleven letters and executing them properly without looking like a total idiot. Eventually it was shortened to, IJOSL. Unlike WWJD (what would Jesus do) which is meant to help an individual make morally right decisions in difficult situations, this acronym is used to inform a person if he/she has done something wrong – something terribly, terribly wrong. It has not been proven that such a list actually exists – but one can only speculate that somewhere beyond the incomprehensible spectrum of reality; resting on Jesus’ desk, sits a meter long list of names with the word “shit” capitalized across the top most part of the list. Those unfortunate few who have made the list will not be invited to Jesus’ tea party – Which experts believe will take place just before the apocalypse. Some notable people who have made the list: .Hitler .Kevin Federline .Judas .Bill O'Reilly .Darth Vader(Jesus is a total starwars fanboy) .Star Jones .Kevin Federline (yes. Jesus added his name twice. It wasnt a mistake) .The invisible man turned pervert .Pontius Pilate .Paris Hilton .me (oh crap - what did I do to offend Jesus this time!?)
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Customer Reviews
I use this mug for my lean. Ironic shit am I right
Hi Cool mug! Really great and mad me lol when I saw the definition! 🤣
I would eat this mug, no hesitation
Hell yeah My definition as merch. Hell yeah
So dope.
Its insane
We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye
Just as expected, high quality
I bought the ratty bratty mug. I love it such a STROng message! :)
Better than advertised! Colors and text were exactly as shown on website. Quality cup also. Very happy.
Fuck your mugs and your tees
Cup is for a good friend. I haven’t given it to her yet but if she’s excited as I am, she’s gonna love it thanks guys.
good service, delivery time was quick
I LOVE my mug! It's such a meaningful way to remember a word my Dad "coined" When I was a child. I am very pleased.
Holy Cow, when I ordered the mug I mistakenly googled flenching instead of fetching! My wife and German Shepard compete in AKC canine agility competition and our German Shepherd won the fetching competition. To surprise her I thought I bought her a fetching coffee mug, needless to say I’m now living in Hotel 6.
My dad hated it🤣
This is the coolest Anspaugh mug that ever existed.
Great ordering experience..good quality
8.3 cm diameter? I hardly know her
The day this mug entered my life, my depression was cured, I won the lottery, my dad came back from the dead, and my mum started loving me, motto beg but if you rub the mug 3 times a genie WIll grant you 69 wishes (I wished for more mugs 69 times)