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Ignatz Maximilian, Graf von Loeffelgeier und Suppenbecher, born March 2, 1746 in Thuringia. Faithish retainer and right-clawed assistant of his BM Beloved Master, HE The Lord S. The oldest living thing on the planet that is not made of wood, Ig for short is the constant companion of HE The Lord S in his world travels and travails, and the present bearer of the physical manifestation of the EYE of IG, the Holy Stone of the Mighty Vulture God, Ig/IG. He is grumblish and bad-tempered, but has served his BM's family since the mid-19th century, and his BM since birth. He thrives on a mixture of chocolate of any kind, muffins and lemon maringue pie, which he causes to disappear at an astonishing rate. He collects pins but is v. partial to anything related to trains, and has a large and enviable collection of DVDs, videos, and train memorabilia. Seeing the advantages to be gained by the use of steam transport, he invested heavily in the original railways of Great Britain, and is therefore filthy rich in his own right, but wisely choses to remain low-key about it, adopting a servant-like attitude tempered with an acerbic wit, general curmudgeonly exasperation and sharp ironic sarcasm that would be the envy of any politician. He is well-loved and/or tolerated by all fortunate enough to make his acquaintance, and can finish the 'Times' crossword, in ink, in less than three minutes. His general appearance, that of a foot-high fuzzy-topped vulture with a bright yellow beek, should not trick the unwary - he has a very powerful grasp on small items that venture his way coins, candies and the like as well as a very powerful grasp of human body language. A lool from his beady eyes can wither corn stalks at fifty paces. He is NOT to be taken lightly by anybody who wishes to retain all their original fitments.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Came out just as described! Had the full definition. Very pleased!
Perfect gift As a joke I gave one to my mate but I costumised it. It said tom drunk 24/7 ugly and got lovely hair. The lovely hair part was a joke coz he don’t have any. It was his favourite gift he got for his birthday and he drinks his beer out of it 😂
Great mug…. Got one for Cole M.’s girlfriend.
I ordered a customized mug for my gf and everything came out well. There were no autocorrect mistakes and the mug was unscratched. Would shop here again
Also got one for Cole M.'s girlfriend, even faster sex.
Istgd imma force my mum to buy this idek hw i find out but this shit looks fucking fire
Perfect coffee cup for a hockey fan. Great conversation starter.
Perfect gift! My husband loved it. So funny and clever!
Great mug… got one for my girlfriend… instant sex
As always, these are well made mugs that stand up to most anything. And they make perfect gifts (in this case for dirty-minded members of a wedding party). I’m extremely pleased.
Is a great mug that I purchased as a gag gift for a coworker. You know the one who also as interesting words/phrases that only urban dictionary can explain. Great as a coffee mug and better as conversation piece!
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The mug exceeded my expectations. Really excellent quality and build
Jim, you’re a fucking idiot interfering with accurate ratings and legitimate feedback. Get a hobby.
Great gift!
A little spendy, but worth it.
My wife kept talking about "ways out" being a Denver version of "psych" and she was right, so I got her this once I found it on UD. She loved it!
It's a great mug, will reccomend to family members my grandma gave me this mug for christmas and it was by far the best gift i got.
It arrived three weeks after ordering but given the holiday rush and inability of shipping to keep on schedule arrived late but was perfect little gift from me to my wife for her morning coffee with her "nickname" on the mug.
I liked the photo on your website and so I ordered the mug. You sent it right away, and it looks great!
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