Idiocite
A female between the age of thirteen and eighteen who exhibits the following characteristics: - Corrects people's already correct grammar - Wears bronzer that is far too dark for her skin - Wears midriff-baring tops to events such as funerals and children's birthday parties - ALWAYS, ALWAYS wears fringed moccasin boots - Says things like "I'm very politically involved. I've been watching the presidential elections every two years since I was little!" - Thinks that she can twerk - Takes a huge number of selfies - Wears "Viva la Juicy" by Juicy Couture Idiocites travel in large herds, and their approach is often heralded by the tell-tale 'swish-swish' of the fringes on their mocassin boots. Avoiding Idiocites is an acquired skill, and can only ever be truly accomplished by constant vigilance, and avoiding the following areas: - Starbucks - High school girls' bathrooms - Sephora - Steve Madden outlet stores - Under 21 clubs
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Professor - I am loving this ....not all professors are blasted toward intellectualism. I believe smart comes in all different sizes, color, beauty, and personality. I will use this coffee cup proudly. Loving it in Denver. Jax
It was great! Very hard to break and easy to hold! Also very cute

I sent my friend the Wordle URL for her to enjoy. She did her first Wordle and got so excited, she sent me a text including the answer she got. This showed at the top of my screen and I read it - there was no way to un-read it so I was ... wordlefucked for the day!
Solid mug. Funny design. Fair price
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