Ian
Simply the most horrendous, disgusting, breathtaking because he probably smells like ten cans of bounce that unwashed ass, heart stopping because you can smell all the cheese doodles he's consumed individual to ever be born in the earth with his unholy presence. You know the Dark Ages? That happened because he WAS there and he was the rat that caused the black plague and any major pandemic (including covid) ((he stepped outside)). Astoundingly stupid that he makes the 9 + 10 kid look smart, absolutely fucking hideous like he even puts the worm from doom to shame, and simply the epitomé of sheer FUCKING black air force energy. Any words that you can think of that is any way of defining bottom feeders embodies everything that Ian is. Every time someone says the word "Ian" any roblox dev hearts stops. Ian selects his friends carefully, as only people who -in some way- reflect his disgusting ideals are given the absolute honour and privilege of being called a friend of Ian (like they even wanted that). Many have died due to sheer stank his lower lip simply being near him or even in the same chat as Ian. The highest disgrace to your family possibly given to a human being on this planet is being named "Ian's Best Friend", but the position is currently vacant due to the last candidate's head exploding after they realized the mistake they made when they got a dm from him about stands with fat tits.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Urban Dictionary. Mixes truth with lies. Keeps a record. Thanks for the truthful parts, bro. 🙏💪✝️
I wish I had this mug I SOOOO wish I had this mug! I never find anything that has my name on it unless I have it custom made. I'm actually quite surprised that 'Lani' is on the Urban Dictionary... And the definition is pretty accurate ;)
really awesome mug I gave this mug as a secret Santa gift and and my cousin still uses it to this day. It is truly a awesome mug and it deserves 5 stars.
i shit in it
I cumed in my pants when it arrived in the mail. no more porn, just mug
i love it. my friend loved it. yay. now i'm happy and not depressed anymore.
You can't get a mug from any other dictionary site
Was quality and delivered quick our friend loved it!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Quick delivery, easy ordering, unique and special gift!
My coach loves it. I gave this to my coach and she was over the moon. Ever been hugged by an Olympic gold medalist?
Perfect cuup of coffee size, and the printing is spot on!
Arrived speedily and exactly as pictured.
I LOVE GETTING THE FUCKING MUG
The wife absolutely loved it for her birthday
it was the best and it was so worth the 10000000000 dollars
Can we really send one to Trump? That's where mine is going. Anyone who gets it will see it as a compliment, I'm sure. Love my mug and love that new "urban dictionary" term: Celebritrash. It'll be in the mainstream dictionaries next week.
My friend saw the message on the cup ordered at a mutual friends house. We think it’s hilarious so had to put it on a coffee cup. Funny, great Christmas present. If she can’t use in public she can always use at home for pens and pencils on her desk!
Bought the "Bump Down" mug for my boyfriend, he thought it was the greatest and couldn't believe I'd actually found something with the phrase on it!
Great mug but i can't manage to get it out of my asshole again
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