I laugh In Ya Face

A phrase coined by what may be the most devastatingly Puerto Rican individual on the planet (Beat that, Ricky Martin!), meant to convey contempt for the individual it is directed towards. This is usually caused by calling sudden attention to someone's face, which is something people put a lot of effort into and are extremely self-conscious about. This phrase was created by inadvertant intellectual Lewis Camacho, which goews to prove the theory that seven thousand monkeys typing on seven thousand keyboards for seven thousand years will eventually create the complete works of Shakespeare.