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An animal found on planet Earth, which is related to the great ape family. People are humans. We have gone a long way. We have an erect body, which allows for our hands to be free and not needed for walking. We also have thumbs, so we can grip shit. We have a great brain capacity. We pretty much control the planet. Its very sad, especially to someone like me, to know that humans are fucking up the only shit that we have. We wont be happy untill our planet is torn in half, now will we? Humans went through stages of development and discovery. We started out using tools, then metal tools, and moved on and on. We left the planet and landed on the moon. The moon is the farthest we have gone, and this shit is the closest possible thing to our planet. So we still have a long way to go. Unfortunately, humans are out of control and violent. We are masters at killing and causing destruction. Naturally violent. Thats why, some people say, UFOs are watching us; because they know we are capable of armagedon and they seek self protection. But enough about aliens. This article is about humans. I can go on and on. Im not gonna. Goodbye.
The Urban Dictionary Mug

Loiks great
I had it drop-shipped and the recipient was very pleased. Thank you for the quick service and handling.
The coffee mug looks great and always draws comments from those seeing the first time.
perfect for when im expressing myself <3
The most coolest I own!
Cole m's girlfriend loved this mug we have an uncontrollable love for eachother

Easy to order and packaged well!!
It's an amazing product!
The mug is a lot of fun and arrived as promised! Thank you
Just what we ordered, arrived in perfect condition, arrived on time! Excellent!
So fun! Looks just like I expected. I like that I could edit the mug to say what I want.
got one for Cole M.'s mother, she loved it! Best mediocrely- timed sex ever!!!
The mug is beautiful and I love it! Thank you for having a handle large enough for a man to hold onto! ♥️
Mug printed nicely. Great gift idea.
Really great! Your custom mugs are amazing and hilarious
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Cole M. got me one for my birthday, fastest sex ever
Cole M. got this for me. best sex of my life.
Got it for Cole M. girlfriend. Slowest sex of my life.
Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.
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