Howie
Former grandmaster of the universe. Once upon a time, in a mad quest for the perfect human, some scientist brought the single-celled common ancestor of life back from the past. Then he grew it, along with human stem cells, into Howie. Howie could do anything at all, he had complete control of the universe, and was a cruel grandmaster of everything. He could win a chess game in one move....he could spontaneously create life....and destroy an object of any mass with a roundhouse kick. He would often torture his subjects for sheer amusement. But he had one weakness....even he could not divide by zero. In order to prevent his power from being undermined, he created the asymptote to occupy this paradoxical place and keep people from getting into it. Then, one day, Howie spotted Stephen Hawking. He knew that he held the key to making his power absolute...so he extracted Hawking's motor cortex (that's why he's paralyzed) and used it to grow a brain for his new son, who was an exact clone of him. Once his son taught him how to divide by zero, he would merely dispose of him. This son was Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris inherited all of Howie's abilities, and began his studies of zero division. He found the answer after 3 months, 14 days, 1 hour, and 59 minutes. (Continued in example)
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Just as described. A fun line of products. Have already ordered others. Thanks!
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Loved how fast this arrived! Fun blast from the past... Dana Hills Dolphins!
It shows exactly what I want!!
its an alright mug. its moderate. mid. not the best. not the worst. pretty normal. if it was the weather it would be 50 degrees F. something so unexperiencing and experiencing at the same time. if it was on a number line, it would be in the center. i rate it a 5/10.
I can't believe my name became a meme. I love this mug.
Got a Fratz at home Love this mug. Fratz means kinda perky darling in my language, and since my darling loves to fratz when I'm around (that's indeed often) this is THE perfect gift for her.
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I Really enjoyed to color options and the mug is made of very good material and i will be buy much more in the near future these mugs are the absolute best
Jana loves her mug. Drinks from it everyday and counites to inspire her. Thank you so much for this gift
Best mug ever!
this is actually a good mug
Computerly good
It's excellent for memers from NSBHS who would like to have a good laugh every morning.
It was a gift for my brother. He absolutely loves it
Very easy to order and mug was made and delivered promptly. Looks great.
Coffee cup was easy to order. It was made and delivered promptly. It looks terrific.
Absolutely brilliant, I just love the hgfhgf mug, I would reccommend this to anyone, 10/10.
wow it's amazing, the best mug i've ever had !!!! My wife left me but it's okay because i have my shark mug ! I just want to say thak's, thank's to the world, thank's to god and thank's for you. you made my day
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