Howdy Booty Time
Howdy Booty Time â A silly answer to give your wife if she ever asks you what time it is. This rejoinder is based on the show opening for the vintage childrenâs television program âThe Howdy Dooty Showâ which ran from 1947 to 1960. The approach makes your wife laugh and two out of three times she will get up off of some ass because cuteness is an aphrodisiac. This technique cannot be over used because it loses both its potency and its cuteness rapidly; you have to pick your moments with this particular approach. âHowdy Booty Timeâ is good for at least two out of the 104 average yearly sex acts in the context of a fun marriage. The secret of both life and cheap joke telling is timing. Do not fault this technique if it fails to work for you â the fault is in your timing and delivery. This move is known as âAristocratsâ of Wife Propositioningâ. The skill in telling the joke is in creating a lead up to the punchline that makes this oft told tale funny. Good comedians test their skill with âThe Aristocratsâ; and husbands who remain lovers test themselves with â Howdy Booty Timeâ. The key is is in crafting a set up so creative that it makes the punchline both cute and funny. NEVER ANSWER THE âQUESTION: WHAT TIME IS ITâ IF YOU GO TO PRISON. NEVER!!!!!!!!
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