how to sex 2
Written by tommyinnit: Page 1 How to Sex Babies be like: Yo I came out of the verjina Hey this is How to Sex 2. Tommyinnit's novel how to Sex 1 is unavailable. Page 2 Chapter 1 How to sex So you like Sex? Yeah, Me neither. But let's read this book so we can stop the sinners. DO NOT HAVE SEX WITH TERRORISTS Page 3 Chapter 1 the tutorial So you need to know how to get a fuckin kid. You like kids? That is very bad if so. Page 4 Chapter 1 the tutorial At first you need a friend. If you have one, well done. The friend will, when all shriveled , SWITCH UP ON YO. That's when you're in cho prime. That's when yo make yo move. Page 5 Chapter 2 Speaking to Girls and Women girls and women are beautiful If you want to speak to one, offer to buy them a handbag. Then they will have sex with you Page 6 Chapter 3 Having Sex DO NOT GO "MMMMMM". IT PUTS THEM OFF. sex is really scientific and when youve having sex makes notes Page 7 make notes on the following: - what smells you see - how hungry you are - how angry you are - what you do when your're angry DO NOT HIT GIRLS! Page 8 girls are not ugly girls can get hungry though. this is their one downfall. Society: Women are bad. Society is WRONG. Women should be paiyed Page 9 chapter 9 Chapter 9 is all about Boobs BOOBS BOOBIES BOOBS Men love the boob. Women love when they charge they phone they boob get bigger Page 12 Sex with BadBoyHalo DO NOT DO IT
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