Horny fuck
Is what you will be after you've read this. Olivia was at the mall when she saw Tyler, her boyfriend. He was looking very hot witch made Olivia horny...she decided to go and sneak up behind him and say: "Tyler, I'm hella horny." This was all she needed too say for him too start too get hard. "Let's go then" he said grabbing her hand and walking out of the mall with her. As they drove to her house, she gave him an excellent hand job. When they got there, they ran into the house and started to strip. "Wait, before we go in my room, there's something I wanna tell you," she said looking concerned. "What is it?" Tyler said sounding worried "the thing is, well...I GOT A POLE OFF AMAZON!" she said throwing the door open to revel a 12ft pole in the middle of the room. Tyler's face lit up with the thought of his girlfriend naked on a pole just for him. "Come on...I'm going to the pole nowww" she said as she removeed her bra and thong, Tyler, who was now on his way to her bed remembered not to take his eyes off her for one second. Olivia was on her brand new pole dancing with a lot of ass and tit jiggles went up, down, and all around the pole then made her way to Tyler who's dick was already hard and erect. "What's this?"
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
I got it in the mail. then The next day it was sleeping with My non Existant Gf
I thought this mug was a bear.
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i shit in it
I cumed in my pants when it arrived in the mail. no more porn, just mug
You can't get a mug from any other dictionary site
Perfect cuup of coffee size, and the printing is spot on!
My friend saw the message on the cup ordered at a mutual friends house. We think it’s hilarious so had to put it on a coffee cup. Funny, great Christmas present. If she can’t use in public she can always use at home for pens and pencils on her desk!
Bought the "Bump Down" mug for my boyfriend, he thought it was the greatest and couldn't believe I'd actually found something with the phrase on it!
I took time designing it but wasn't sure, online tools being what they are, that what I was seeing was for sure what I'd get. Very much appreciated the customer service communication which verified that what I'd designed was what I wanted, and the shipping was quick too.
Good quality, packaging shipped well, arrived quickly.
this is the best for coffee and hot coco especially if you make the hot coco in it then pour it on your significant other and do body shots 😋🥱
I can pass away peacefully. This mug is everything I’ve ever needed and more. Fat thank you, Urban Dictionary. <3
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
these mugs are amazing. I can't
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
up ya bum
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