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how you are going to feel after reading this max was working out downstairs in the basement as i walked down the steps carrying biscuits and lemonade. 'do you want a hand working out that muscle' i said as i placed down the tray. he was laying on the bench press and asked me to remove one of the weights before i said, 'not that muscle' i knelt down next to his feet and pulled off his shorts. 'i meant this one' i pulled it out of his pants as started swirling my tongue around his nine inch shaft i sucked his balls and as he began to get hard i dragged my teeth along his veiny cock and his boycream started to dribble down the side, i swallowed it then i slid my own clothes off and straddled him i said 'i want you to make me feel special' he was not inside me... yet... merely brushing against my tight cheeks he quickly spun me round so that my dripping wet pussy was over his face and delved his tongue right in...he lifted me up and carried me upstairs while furiously eating me out and laid me on the bed he then got a scarf and wrapped it round my eyes so that i could only feel his monstrous cock sliding into me. he teased me and shallow fucked me as i was screaming for more, he was taunting me.he finally slid into me and i could feel it bulging and throbbing inside of me. he started thrusting and i came, my pussyjuice dribbling down his shaft and collecting in a puddle on the floor. then he came. filling me wit the most tremendous amount of cum and he pulled out of me...
The Urban Dictionary Mug
As a Jolology major, I love my new mug!
It was for a friends 70th b-day. When we order it, it was going to come 2 day after the party. But we were so excited it came 3 days before his party. It was a big hit. Thank you.
I gave it as a gift and the recipient loved it. No indication where it was made, so maybe USA? That would be really nice, if so.
I appreciated the email asking if the content was correct. Excellent quality and attention to detail. Thank you!
its an incredible mug! i would recommend purchasing this awesome product!
Damonism and #Stolen Valor Coffee Mug These coffee mugs are rugged, solid, high quality and keep the liquids hotter, longer. The definitions of both mugs are spot-on! I will definitely by more. Great work Urban Dictionary!
why is this a real thing? AND YA'LL ACTING LIKE IT'S NORMAL!?
I really like the mug, but I thought I had ordered the all pink one. What came was a white with a block of pink with "Fubar" written on it.
the only reason why i care about humanity this mug is the reason why i believe humanity deserves a second chance, even after they blaspheme my name. this mug is the greatest thing i've ever seen and i have ordered many of them. this mug replaces the holy grail. the bible should've told about the wonderful deeds of the mug and how it saved humanity from my wrath. alas, whilst the laws keep me from tampering with human minds and altering holy objects like the bible, i can only pass on my message: "spread the news and buy this mug!"
Its.. omg, its............. AMAZING AMAZING OMG ITS SOOO GOOD
A mug for your boyfriend Paul????? My boyfriend is not called Paul. I don't even have a boyfriend
Great mug... finally got my ""your mom gay lol" mug, I'm so happy
ariana grande mug omg this slays mah life
It was easy to correct grammar when necessary, and then to order a great gift for a member of a wedding party. Nice, simple, and sturdy mug.
with this we regain gods trust This mug changes my views of humanity. I think we may have a chance of not going extinct. Everyone should own this fantastic mug. Oh it's also has a nice handle.
Love that I got an Urban Dictionary word definition from someone I know! So much fun and great memory item!! 😊
I like it but it took a long time getting here
Very basic mug but does the trick!
The mug is of good quality but advertisement needs to change as the sample photo for ordering gives the customer an illusion that the entire mug is of that color ordered when it is not
muffinism mug very bold mug i love it u should buy one
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