Horny
Horny~When you want to have sex. My lustful eyes watched as Max walked into the bedroom, a bulge in his pants. He made his way over to me, who lay sexily naked on the bed. He began fiercely making out with me. His enticing lips smashed against mine and his tongue explored all of my mouth. Our tongues danced against one anothers. He finally pulled away and began taking off his pants. His 9 inches sprung out and I began drooling at the thought of how could it felt when his hard, massive dick fucked me hard in the pussy. I suddenly pushed Max onto his back, and lowered myself carefully into his huge cock. I was dripping wet, so I slipped onto him with ease. I moaned and quivered in pleasure as he easily touched my g-spot. I began bouncing on his dick, while rubbing at my clit. I fastened the pace until I was furiously bouncing into his dick while daddy bucked his hips to ram himself even more into me. “Mmn! Harder!” I moaned out. My cunt was so wet, and my juices were dripping down Max’s big cock. Daddy began to ram himself harder into me and I began quivering as he hit my g-spot with every thrust. The pleasure took control of my whole body and I knew I was close to orgasam. “Faster daddy! I’m gonna cum all over your big cock!” I moaned. I pulled and pinched at my pink nipples for even more stimulation and I suddenly squirt out— far. I lay there on my bed, still shaking because of the intensity of the orgasam. Daddy then came onto my big tits and I smirked up at him.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Urban Dictionary. Mixes truth with lies. Keeps a record. Thanks for the truthful parts, bro. 🙏💪✝️
I wish I had this mug I SOOOO wish I had this mug! I never find anything that has my name on it unless I have it custom made. I'm actually quite surprised that 'Lani' is on the Urban Dictionary... And the definition is pretty accurate ;)
really awesome mug I gave this mug as a secret Santa gift and and my cousin still uses it to this day. It is truly a awesome mug and it deserves 5 stars.
i shit in it
I cumed in my pants when it arrived in the mail. no more porn, just mug
i love it. my friend loved it. yay. now i'm happy and not depressed anymore.
You can't get a mug from any other dictionary site
Was quality and delivered quick our friend loved it!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Quick delivery, easy ordering, unique and special gift!
My coach loves it. I gave this to my coach and she was over the moon. Ever been hugged by an Olympic gold medalist?
Perfect cuup of coffee size, and the printing is spot on!
Arrived speedily and exactly as pictured.
I LOVE GETTING THE FUCKING MUG
The wife absolutely loved it for her birthday
it was the best and it was so worth the 10000000000 dollars
Can we really send one to Trump? That's where mine is going. Anyone who gets it will see it as a compliment, I'm sure. Love my mug and love that new "urban dictionary" term: Celebritrash. It'll be in the mainstream dictionaries next week.
My friend saw the message on the cup ordered at a mutual friends house. We think it’s hilarious so had to put it on a coffee cup. Funny, great Christmas present. If she can’t use in public she can always use at home for pens and pencils on her desk!
Bought the "Bump Down" mug for my boyfriend, he thought it was the greatest and couldn't believe I'd actually found something with the phrase on it!
Great mug but i can't manage to get it out of my asshole again
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