hooligan Christian
She told me that my dick's not very long So I wrote this song, so you can sing along Errybody knows why I've been gone 'Cause she thought I had a big schlong We need some medication (Bitch) A little dedication This shit's too real My meat's so tiny they only let me order Happy Meals (Go) Verse 1: Hooligan Christian Hooligan Christian (Brrr) Walking down the halls (Woo, woo) Dick so small (Okay), piss all on my balls (Ouch, ouch) I can't tell if I'm hard or soft (Yeah) She says I'm great like the Chinese wall (Ching-chong) Your girlfriend wanna take all of my pants off (Okay, okay) I said hell nah, bitch, just get your hands off (Okay, okay) Ah shit, drippin' like a faucet Go to the bank, make a deposit (Woo) Negative 32 bucks in my wallet, but back to the topic Walk it or talk it Verse 2: Dylan Polley Suckin' my dick in the bathroom the bitch wanna suck on my nut Eating that booty like pudding and riding this dick till I bust (Ayy, ayy) She said she tasting my sauce, ayy (Sauce) She said she sucking my balls, ayy Feeling her love for my closet, ayy She making my dick fall off, ayy Making my dick fall off, yeah Come and jump off of my cock, yeah My boys and we got small cocks, yeah Condom is gonna fall off, bitch Filling me up and I'm slowing it down and that bitch wanna give me the crown (Crown) Fucking it up and I got a small dick in that bitch and it's making her frown (Bitch) Chorus: Coope She told me that my dick's not very long
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