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1. He thinks your name is "Wondermike" 2. Is the captain of the gravy train 3. Keeps his best foot flowered 4. Anything beats breaking up with him 5. Is just a friendly reminder 6. Thinks he won the powerball 7. Calls Toons "Poo-oooons!" 8. Pronounces Games as "James" 9. Wants Kelsey Grammer to do the Characters 10. Thanks you for pointing to the downloads 11. Aproves that the store is a legitimate business 12. Voted Carmel Corn for president 13. Rocks the Opera 14. Is the human weggie 15. Is a trendy tote bag 16. Thinks a "g" is a healthy piece of real-estate 17. His favorite song is "Stave it off 1-2-3" 18. Boogies down in the replacement world 19. Is forever Strong Bad's girl 20. Announces when it's time for tasteball 21. Directed the play "Butts Twelve by Pies" 22. You gotta get yours, he's gotta get his 23. Was just in time for the murder mystery 24. Thinks Strong Bad's name is "Reggie" 25. Thinks Strong Sad is a Rinocerus 26. Was raised by a cup of coffee 27. 'Twas the pride of the peaches 28. Is a song from the 60s 29. Only cries on the inside 30. Is saving the best for last 31. Is hated by Strong Bad 32. Was hit with the "heavy lourde" 33. Collects alms for the Pudgy each Decemberween 34. Thinks you're a real state-trooper 35. He blew it man, and lost his touch 36. He does what he's told 37. Is open for interpretation 38. Is the ghost of Christmas past 39. Will gladly pay you today for some candy today 40. Is the original ladies man 41. His favorite halloween treat is a wrench 42. He'll eat a treat if you make sure it's sweet 43. He thinks Bubs' name is "Tubs" 44. Strong Sad shanked his Jenga Jam 45. Is a million ladies tall 46. Marzipan gave him flowers in the hospital 47. He tried to scare Marzipan with wailing 48. Hosted the I'm Creepin'&I'm Creepin'&I'm Creepin Party 49. Thinks happy T is the thrill of a lifetime 50. Wants to know when we can start the Jeffersons
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Thanks guys, I knew I was hot but not *that* hot
Great way to wake up and clear your head every morning with the reminder of the day you woke up dumb enough to spend $32.95 for a basic coffee mug
Couldn't wait until the mug got home. Immediately after i bought it i wet myself. I couldn't help it. I got so bored of waiting i ordered 5 more mugs. And then another 5. And then ANOTHER 5. And now i have fucking 60 mugs that say schizophrenia on them. I only intended on gifting this mug to my schizophrenic younger sibling as a last gift before i inevitably must suffocate him with his own pillow. Now with all these mugs and have decided to put one mug on the old couple across the street's doorstep each day until eventually they are convinced that they are schizophrenic and see things that aren't there. Next i will get them to be taken to a mental institute where they will be locked up to live in an all-white facility for the rest of their lives. My hope is that i can do this to all of the neighbors on my street so i can finally get enough space so that i can run my hamster experiments in peace without my neighbors always wonder what the small hamster screams coming from my basement are. Anyways nice mug 8/10.
I dont remember writing "I have dementia" in this cup ? a bit strange... nice cup tho.
I dont even own the mug. I just wanted to write a review about how epic it is>>> fuck you
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
it was great 💀
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
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