Homework
Homework is a necessary part of school. It is most commonly whined about by retards who made most of the other homework definitions. What most people fail to understand is that if you were to sit in a quiet room, with no distractions, you will finish your homework in about an hour. Projects only take 10-20 minutes a day if you start the day it's assigned and finish the day before it's due. So overall, if you had a test, an assload of homework, and a project all due tomorrow, the most it should take you is 3 hours, with breaks. On normal days, about an hour and a half on your homework. Thats 6 1/2 hours at school, and 1 1/2 hours at home caring about your education. On average you need 8 hours of sleep. So no need to stay up late doing homework and wake up tired, you will recieve the correct amount of sleep. Thats 8 hours of sleep, 8 hours of school-related crap, and 7 hours (considering you wake up and hour before school) to do whatever the fuck you want. I dont care what you do with those 7 hours, but its 7 fucking hours. Homework is not a pain in the ass. There is 7 hours of free time for you, and a good night's sleep. The point is, if you do your homework when you get home, and do it efficiently, you'll get good grades and have plenty of free time. And if you have an abnormally large amount of homework, have 5 hours of free time. Stop bitching, do your homework, its not that bad.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Perfect gift As a joke I gave one to my mate but I costumised it. It said tom drunk 24/7 ugly and got lovely hair. The lovely hair part was a joke coz he don’t have any. It was his favourite gift he got for his birthday and he drinks his beer out of it 😂
Great mug…. Got one for Cole M.’s girlfriend.
I ordered a customized mug for my gf and everything came out well. There were no autocorrect mistakes and the mug was unscratched. Would shop here again
Also got one for Cole M.'s girlfriend, even faster sex.
Istgd imma force my mum to buy this idek hw i find out but this shit looks fucking fire

Perfect coffee cup for a hockey fan. Great conversation starter.
Perfect gift! My husband loved it. So funny and clever!
Great mug… got one for my girlfriend… instant sex
As always, these are well made mugs that stand up to most anything. And they make perfect gifts (in this case for dirty-minded members of a wedding party). I’m extremely pleased.
Is a great mug that I purchased as a gag gift for a coworker. You know the one who also as interesting words/phrases that only urban dictionary can explain. Great as a coffee mug and better as conversation piece!
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The mug exceeded my expectations. Really excellent quality and build
Jim, you’re a fucking idiot interfering with accurate ratings and legitimate feedback. Get a hobby.
Great gift!
A little spendy, but worth it.
My wife kept talking about "ways out" being a Denver version of "psych" and she was right, so I got her this once I found it on UD. She loved it!
It's a great mug, will reccomend to family members my grandma gave me this mug for christmas and it was by far the best gift i got.
It arrived three weeks after ordering but given the holiday rush and inability of shipping to keep on schedule arrived late but was perfect little gift from me to my wife for her morning coffee with her "nickname" on the mug.
I liked the photo on your website and so I ordered the mug. You sent it right away, and it looks great!
Arrived carefully packaged
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