Hoe Points
The hoe point system is a way of calculating how much of a "hoe" a person is based on the number of people they have hooked up with. You can earn anywhere between 1 and 5 hoe points with any person based on what exactly you have done with them. 1 points is earned if you have kissed a person on the lips or made out with them. 2 points are earned for caressing the person genitals with your hands (or feet, if you do not have hands). 3 points are earned for oral sex. 4 points are earned for sexual intercourse. 5 points are earned for anal sex. (unless it's between two males. Then it's just 4 points because that's the only way it can happen.) The amount of points you receive for each person is the highest point amount that you and them have partaken in. For example, If sally and I made out, and then she gave me a blow job afterward in the parking lot of Walmart, I would only have 3 points because they do not add up, even if I had returned the favor, It would still just be 3 points. Also, had we met up again the next weekend and hooked up again, no more points would be added because hoe points are specific to each person, not to each time you hook up. The best way to keep track of your hoe points is to list every person you have hooked up with in your lifetime in chronological order and to what extent and then total up the points.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I spent the money and directly sent this to be the pettest person ever to a person who was doing this to me. It was awesome
It’s a sturdy ceramic mug. A little pricey, IMO, but I really wanted this definition on a mug. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Just what is needed for someone’s desk during the pandemic and beyond when they have to “MacGuyver” to make things happen.
Best purchase of my life, it's all downhill from here!
The Urban Dictionary offers one-of-a-kind products in its Coffee Mugs if you want to purchase something interesting. A bit off-center and not the norm. This is the place to be. Customer service is responsive to your query when asking a question. All Good.
Bought the mug, Holds up like a charm!! I was "Botello'd" by my wife so I think its fitting
Bought the mug. Holds up like a charm. I got "Botello'd" by my wife. Makes me feel nice.
Just as described. A fun line of products. Have already ordered others. Thanks!
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Loved how fast this arrived! Fun blast from the past... Dana Hills Dolphins!
It shows exactly what I want!!
its an alright mug. its moderate. mid. not the best. not the worst. pretty normal. if it was the weather it would be 50 degrees F. something so unexperiencing and experiencing at the same time. if it was on a number line, it would be in the center. i rate it a 5/10.
I can't believe my name became a meme. I love this mug.
Got a Fratz at home Love this mug. Fratz means kinda perky darling in my language, and since my darling loves to fratz when I'm around (that's indeed often) this is THE perfect gift for her.
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I Really enjoyed to color options and the mug is made of very good material and i will be buy much more in the near future these mugs are the absolute best
Jana loves her mug. Drinks from it everyday and counites to inspire her. Thank you so much for this gift
Best mug ever!
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