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Hippies were invented in the 1960s, but nowadays they are usually just another example of a fashion victim. They go on about being different all the time, so it's surprising that they all have exactly the same tastes and ideas. 1) Hoopy socks, especially girl hippies, and brightly coloured clothes in general. 2) They believe anything that someone with dreadlocks tells them. 3) They are often vegetarian, or worse, vegan, in the misguided belief that this prevents cruelty to animals. They don't realise that vole populations are decimated when a field of corn is cut down, or that humans evolved to be omnivorous. 4) They love anything Eastern, and astrology, tarot cards, and anything else that they haven't taken the trouble to understand properly. 5) They often do martial arts, but can't fight properly. Like they kick you really slowly, so you can just grab their leg and pull them over. 6) Oh yeah and many of them love drugs and hero-worship Syd Barrett, even though he went totally mad from too much LSD. 7) They love lentils because they're so versatile.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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Got exactly what I wanted. Very happy with my mug.
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Looked great, came earlier than expected, and in perfect condition!
It came faster than I thought it would and it looks great!
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Every Aspect of my Order (as First-Time customer) was actually very good, nice. .I ordered a white drinking mug with a Red background with text. would recommend this Site again.
so cool! u can make sarcastic stuff too. i put: sarcasm: being an absolute asshole
Like the mug for my daughter, but didn’t notice that I had color choices when checking out. The yellow was pre-set so I got that color. Would much rather have selected a different color.
Cute, well-made mug! Exactly like the photo. I can't wait to give this as a gift this Christmas!
The description of a person by their names is the realest I’ve ever come across
Mug looks great and everything is spelled correctly.
I love my mug! 💘

the photo is all you need to know.
It’s pretty damn cool
It was a really good hoe mug!!!!!
Exactly what I was hoping for! Great product
My coworkers see all the cups I order from you, and this one is already one of their faves
Just what I expected. Merchandise looked just like it did online. Showed my friends and even they loved the cup! Plan on ordering more merchandise from you guys. Thanks. KLDS
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